Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary (via flowerqirl)
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She wanted to die, but she also wanted to live in Paris.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
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Can't believe this actually happened
| Boy in my class: | *draw lines on his arm with a red marker and making jokes about self harm* Ohh, it hurts so much, i am emo and im going to kill myself |
| Our teacher: | *walks up behind him, looks at what he is doing* |
| Boy: | Do you wanna see my favorite cut? *points at on of the lines he had drawn* |
| Teacher: | *pulls up his sleeve and reveal an arm with lots of scars and points at the biggest* do you wanna se mine? |
| Boy: | *gasping, and stear at the teacher's arm* but.... |
| Teacher: | Please dont make jokes about self harm, ok! you never know which one of those around you who are actually dealing with it. And its not a joke. |
Closing your eyes before it hits is so relaxing
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
(via flickeringstar11)
| boy: | shit baby you're so wet already |
| girl: | that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something |
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
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he’s mine & so is this photo.
AKA HOTTEST GUY EVER
deserves his fucking oscar
is anyone going to mention that this is transparent?
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